The First Frump


First Lady Michelle Obama plans to vacation in Aspen, Colorado this Presidents’ Day weekend, separately from her husband, who will land this evening in West Palm Beach for his own down time with the boys.

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Smug Mexican invader Alan Aleman

WASHINGTON — Every year, a hand-picked set of special guests sits with the first lady as they hear the president deliver the State of the Union address.

This year, President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama have selected a young, undocumented immigrant from Las Vegas to be in one of their seats of honor.

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Update: And more Mexican invaders will be there

Godinez-Samperio’s case is being followed closely across the country. A native of Mexico, he came to America with his parents at age 9. He’s seeking his law license in part because of an order the president issued last June, which said undocumented immigrants under age 30 who were in the U.S. could stay without fear of deportation.

And: Gutierrez To Bring Invader As SOTU Guest

WASHINGTON — First lady Michelle Obama plans to attend the funeral Saturday in Chicago of 15-year-old Hadiya Pendleton, according to a White House official who asked not to be named.

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Michelle Obama shows Rachel Ray how to prepare low fat SKEET that her husband Barack brought back from one of his many hunting trips to Camp David.

Michelle Obama scoops out the SKEET’s intestinal fortitude — blending it with arugula that she personally grew at her White House garden.

Michelle Obama’s homemade SKEET Sauce is made from 100% unadulterated SKEET that her husband Barack personally tagged at Camp David. Michelle’s SKEET Sauce can only be purchased with Obama Food Stamps ™.

Her big gawdamn ass and her left eye have a life of their own.

Just sayin’.

The president told volunteers that his family would do volunteer projects on holidays. “So I was taught from a young age,” he said, that volunteering “is really what America is all about.” Source

Uh huh.

So, which holidays in Indonesia did his Marxist mom and Muslim dad encourage volunteerism?

“I hear reports that the very young people did some really good work, and some of the older folks like me who it hurt getting (on) our knees, bending down a little bit – we were able to manage also,” he said. “And somehow, Michelle looked stylish the whole time she was doing it.” Source

Yeah, big ass thunder thighs under bight from hell for the first time in my life I’m proud of America Michelle… is the epitome of stylish.

Speaking of ’stylish’…

Nasty.

61 year old Jill Biden wearing a hideous whatever the fuck that is with knee high boots. Not only was the outfit inappropriate for the occasion (Kids Inaugural concert for military families and DC ghetto rats–ok, maybe for the ghetto rats it was appropriate), she is just too damn old to wear that ugly shit.

…you. would. be. so. wrong.

Just sayin’.

Life. Is. Complete. Now. We. All. Can. Die.

WTF is that on her nose?

Just sayin’.

Got an extra $7, 500 to toss in the toilet for Obama’s second stolen election inauguration?

Then the Obama/Biden MARXIST MEDALLION SET is just the worthless overpriced crap for you!

Taxpayers spent $1.4 billion on Obama family last year

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