Tue 19 Feb 2013 02:56
Colorado Dem Lawmaker Ulaberri: Protect yourself from a shooter with a ballpoint pen…when the shooter is reloadingPosted by: Malcontent
Categories: ASShattery , Siren Song of the Crazy Fuck
I’m so confused. Ulaberri doesn’t say which type or brand of ballpoint pen: Waterman, Parker, Cross, Montblanc. Retractable or stick.
All I have is Office Depot generic stick with the cap chewed off. Will that suffice in stopping a shooter?…while they are reloading, of course.
“It’s why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have the whistles. Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at”
“And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around or if you feel like you’re in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop … pop a round at somebody.”