MENLO PARK, California (AP) — They may sport love handles and Ivy League degrees, but every two weeks, some Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious street brawlers in a real-life, underground fight club.

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Five-year fight club veteran Dinesh Prasad, 32, a heavily tattooed Santa Clara engineer, said he once broke a rib in a match but never complained to his fellow combatants. He also recently skipped his first wedding anniversary to attend a fight rather than drive to Los Angeles, where his wife is finishing law school.

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We guarantee you whatever pain the other men inflict on Prasad, will be nothin’ compared to what his wife will inflict on him for missing their first anniversary. Wanna get your ass kicked? Piss off the wife. He’s a goner!