A teenager who knocked himself out while chasing a Double Gloucester cheese down a hill was among 25 people hurt in a Cheese Rolling competition.

" I’m going to take my cheese to the pub and have a party" Jason Crowther, race winner
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Malcontent actually participated in this glorious affair many years back. Ah youth! Her strategy for making it to the bottom of the hill with nary a bump on her head? Without getting into gruesome details; her head managed to lodge itself inside her ass, forming her into a ball (somewhat) and thus, she rolled to the finish. Had it not been for her arms and legs flailing about hampering her speed, she would have made it to the finish (or hospital) in record time.