According to New Zealand’s Sunday Star-Times, Richards fell out of a coconut tree and suffered a serious headache, but he still had the energy to jump on a jet ski — and get into another accident.

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What we want to know is: How in the hell can you tell when someone with a face like Keith Richard’s and the I.Q. of a drugged gnat—get hurt? How do you damage that face and brain…Is it even possible?