vincente fox—el presidente of mexico– has been using the United States as a dumping ground for his trash by sneaking up to America’s fence and tossing it over. And the outcome of his trash tossing? Americans must take that trash and turn it into—treasure. Americans via their tax dollars will recycle 12 million pieces of trash into little treasures; that while having no monetary value or purpose whatsoever– will some how make the American landscape aesthetically more appealing.

So what do we do with our newly recycled trash turned treasure? We must build display cases to house our handi-work.

The good news is; there’s plenty of trash for everyone! No American will be left out in the chance to turn a piece of trash into a little treasure. All it takes is your tax dollars and your time–neither of which– Americans have much of… 

…because hard working Americans would like nothing more than to see something totally worthless, turned into something totally worthless in a display case.